Oh my shit are we still doing this?

Yes, we are.

Having taken in the most prestigious theatres in Peterborough and Musselburgh, and the second most prestigious in Winchester, we are now in Derby. A huge audience of children and a collision with an inanimate object so far. It's all going swimmingly. One of our company has his birthday tomorrow. He's spending tonight alone in Derby, in his digs on the main methamphetamine boulevard. Lucky bastard.